Laundry day is fun. I get to sort all my lingerie and I sometimes try different combinations in front of my washing machine. Sometimes I even sit on the dryer to feel that special vibration when its in mid-cycle. I might let you watch if you do not tell on me.
A Joke Of The Day:
A cuties on her deathbed called her husband and instructed him to look under their bed and open the wooden box he found. He was puzzled by the 3 eggs and $7,000 in cash he found in the box, so he asked his wife what the eggs were for.
“Oh those”, she replied, “every time we had bad sex, I place an egg in the box”.
Not bad, the husband thought to himself, after 35 years of marriage, then he asked, “But what about the $7,000?”
“Oh that”, she replied, “every time I got a dozen I sold ‘em.”
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