So, I don’t know if you remember but not too long ago my van broke down and my daughter ran off with the dude who was supposed to fix it. Well, when she finally came home the next day, I was glamorous pissed at her. She actually felt a little bad and promised she would make it up to me. I didn’t think she would steal the motherfucker’s motor home. What am I supposed to do with that? Is she trying to get me locked up in jail?
I made her bring it right back. He was exited to see the motor home again, but he wasn’t so excited to see me come out of the motor home behind my daughter. He started making all sorts of apologizes and claimed that his wife had left him a few weeks ago and he couldn’t think straight. I actually felt a little sorry for him. He was glad to see my daughter and told him it would be $90 bucks for last time and if he wanted have sex with my daughter again. Yeah, I know I should’ve gotten more money but that’s all he had on him.
Anyways, help me out some. My cash is running a little low this week, so it would be nifty if you joined Use My Daughter.
A Joke Of The Day:
One day, Harry came upon a big, long ladder that stretched into the clouds. He'd walked this way every day and this ladder was never there before.
Curious and brave, he began to climb. Eventually, he climbed into the layer of clouds, and saw this rather large, homely woman lying there on a cloud.
She spoke: "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!" Harry figured success had to be better than this, so he continued climbing. He came upon another level of clouds, and found a thinner, cuter woman than before.
She also spoke: "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!" Harry saw that his luck was changing and so continued his climb. On another level of clouds, he found a rather attractive woman with not so bad of a figure.
She stated, "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!" Harry really liked his advantage now! He climbed quickly and deftly, and sure enough, on the next level, he found a gorgeous, lithe, well-endowed woman lying seductively on the cloud.
"Take me now or climb the ladder to success," she huskily whispered. Harry couldn't believe his eyes, but his greed caught the best of him. He climbed to the next level, expecting Aphrodite or similar.
Suddenly, the ladder ends, and a latch closes behind him. He looks over to see a 400-pound, 6'8" hairy biker looking guy with tattoos. The biker gets up and walks menacingly toward Harry.
Apprehensively, Harry whispers, "Who are you?"
The biker answers, "I'm Cess."
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