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Today I felt like being naughty. I was excited and I haven’t gotten laid in a while. Maybe I shouldn’t be so honest with you but that’s how I was feeling when I got up this morning. I knew I had a photo shoot scheduled for later in the day and I wanted to look hot for it. I have this orange tank top that I wear when I want to send out the message that I’m in the mood for a priceless fuck so that’s what I wore for you. I love the way it hugs my bra buddies and makes them look stacked. I think you can tell from the way I’m posing in these images that every word I say here is true. Unfortunately the orange tank didn’t get me any action today, but I hope it turns you on enough to get you to think about what it would be like to do me. Don’t say I didn’t warn you about feeling naughty…. Click here to see more.
- A Joke Of The Day:
A 60 year old chick came home one day and heard strange noises in her bedroom. This babe opened the door and found her 40 year old daughter playing with a sextoy.
"What are you doing?" asked the mother.
"Mom, I am 40 years old and look at me. I am ugly. I'll never get married, so this is pretty much my husband." The mother walked out of the room, shaking her head.
The next day, the father came home and heard noises in the bedroom and upon entering the room, discovered his daughter using the vibrator.
"What the hell are you doing?" he asked.
His daughter replied, "I already said Mom. I'm 40 y.o. now and ugly. I will never get married, so this is as close as I'll ever get to a husband." The father walked out of the room shaking his head.
The next day, the mother came home to find her husband with a beer in one hand and the dildo in the other, watching a football game on TV.
"What on earth are you doing?" this hottie cried.
The husband replied, "What does it look like I am going? I'm having a beer and watching football with my son-in-law!"
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