
Mia has the body of a Venus - the kind that makes your bonk device stand on end just looking at her. She knows admirable and well how cute her petite young skin sacks are, and she takes every opportunity to show ‘em off.
“I know there are beaus who like gross floppy tits, but these fellas are just missing out!” says Mia. You’ll get no argument from us!
A Joke Of The Day:
A woman answers the door to a market researcher. “Good morning madam, I am doing some research for Vaseline. Do you use it at all in your household?”
“Oh yes, all the time. It’s very precious for cuts, grazes and burns.”
“Do you use it for everything else?”
“Like what?”
“Ahem.. err.. well.. during.. ahem.. sex.”
“Oh, of course. Yes, I smear it on the bedroom doorknob to keep my husband out!”

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