If there is one thing I definitely love about the fashion industry is that I get to try new porn stars for clothes that aren’t out in the market. Being the first and having the opportunity to suprise my boyfriends is always a good perk. Take those diminutive panties, for example. I bet you hardly notice they are on.
A Joke Of The Day:
Two 90 year olds had been dating for a while, when the man says the woman, “Well, tonight’s the night we have sex!”
And so they did.
As they are lying in bed afterward, the guy thinks to himself, “My God, if I knew she was a virgin, I would have been much more gentle with her!”
And the woman was thinking to herself, “My God, if I knew the old geezer could actually get it up, I would have taken off my panty hose!”
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