A Joke Of The Day:
A general store owner hires a young female clerk with a penchant for very short skirts. One day a young fellow enters the store, glances at the clerk, and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. “I`d like some raisin bread, please,” the fellow told politely.
The clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, located on the very top shelf. The fellow, standing almost directly beneath her, is provided with an excellent view.
As the clerk retrieves the bread, a tiny group of male customers gather around the young fellow, looking in the same direction.
Pretty soon each person is asking for raisin bread, just to see the clerk climb up and down. After a few trips the clerk is tired and irritated. She stops and fumes at the top of the ladder, glaring at the fellows standing below.
She notices an elderly guy standing amongst the throng. “Is yours raisin too?” the clerk yells testily.
“No,” croaks the feeble grandad…. “But it is startin’ to twitch.”

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