I love to ride cock!
Did i ever tell you men how much I love to ride dick. I know, it sounds smutty when I talk like that, but it's totally true. I love being able to bounce as hard as I want. I get exactly what I want when I ride. Cuz, well, I'm in control. For the most part anyways. But, do love it when I get a valuable thrust from you. Oh boy, I am getting soaked just thinking about it.
- A Joke Of The Day:
A pianist was hired to play background music for a video. When it was completed this guy asked when and where he could see the picture. The producer sheepishly confessed that it was actually a porno film and it was due out in a month.
A month later, the musician went to a porno theatre to see it. With his collar up and dark glasses on, this guy took a seat in the back row, next to a couple who also seemed to be in disguise.
The video was even raunchier than he had feared, featuring group sex, S/M and even a dog.
After a while, the embarrassed pianist turned to the couple and said, "I'm only here to listen to the music."
"Yeah?" replied the dude. "We're only here to see our dog."
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