Get my pussy licked!

Oh boy, she is about to do it. She is about to do my favorite thing of all. Get my vagina licked. I just love it when someone goes down on me, and it is the best way to get me off. I cum like avid. I think I can cum like 3-4 times in a 15 min licking frenzy. LOL. I love it!
- A Joke Of The Day:
One day, John decided to invite over his mother for dinner with him and his roommate, Julie. Julie made a great dinner, but John's mother started to suspect more than friendship. The next day, Julie told John that the soup ladle was missing. This is the letter he wrote to his mother:
Dear Ma,
I'm not saying you did take the soup ladle, but I am not saying you didn't. But the fact remains, It's missing.
Love,
John
This was her response...
Dear John,
I'm not saying you did sleep with Julie, But I am not saying you didn't. But the fact remains that if this babe were sleeping in her own bed, this hottie would have discovered it by now.
Love,
Mom





