Bend me over, please!
I am all bent over and ready for some nice doggy-style fucking! Oh won't you bend me over, i love to get taken over by you. You like it when I talk dirty don't you guys! He he he. I have more where that came from. XXO
- A Joke Of The Day:
A hottie answers the door to a market researcher. "Good morning madam, I am doing some research for Vaseline. Do you use it at all in your household?"
"Oh yes, all the time. It's very valuable for cuts, grazes and burns."
"Do you use it for anything else?"
"Like what?"
"Ahem.. err.. well.. during.. ahem.. sex."
"Oh, of cuz. Yes, I smear it on the bedroom doorknob to keep my husband out!"
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