Ally, do you’ve a masturbating ritual?
“That’s an interesting question because I do actually have a masturbating ritual. I do it in the living room when I’m home alone. That’s because I do not have a TV or computer in my room at the moment, and a lot of the time I like to look at porn when I masturbate. So I usually have about two hours in the afternoon to get myself off before my parents get home.”
Sounds worthy so far. Please continue.
“I get naked, and I make sure I bring a toy and a towel so I don’t make a mess. Then I get comfortable either on the couch or on the chair in front of the computer, depending on where I’m going to watch porn. I like movies the most, so when I discover something that I like I’ll sit back, spread my legs and get to work. When I am having my afternoon delight, the relax of the world is dead to me. I do not answer my phone or anything. Sometimes when it rings I can’t help but snicker to myself because I’m thinking, sorry, I can not come to the phone right this time. I’ve got a vibrator in my palm! Wouldn’t that be funny if that were my answering message? If only my friends knew why I take so long to call ‘em back!”
Now just what would they think, Ally?
“Actually, they probably wouldn’t care. Everyone masturbates, and if they deny it they’re uptight losers. A couple of my friends do know about my masturbating sessions however, and they like to call me and send me text messages to fuck with me. Like one beau will send me texts saying, ‘I hope you’re thinking of me right now’ and stuff like that. Another one will call me and leave a voicemail of loud moaning noises. It’s pretty funny, but I’m still not gonna answer the phone while I’m gettingt busy with myself. I take masturbation very seriously. When I’ve got a hot porno scene playing on the computer and a toy buried in my cookie, cumming is my number one priority.”
Have you ever gotten caught during one of your afternoon sessions?
“No. I can hear when someone pulls in the drive-way. There’ve been some close calls, but I’m pretty wet. I wish the boy-friend I have a affection on would catch me nevertheless! How hot would it be if he showed up to my house while I was masturbating? I’d answer the door totally nude with a dildo in my palm and tell him, ‘I’m tired of this thing. Want to help me out?’ My slit would already be wet and everything! Now that’s one interruption I wouldn’t mind getting while I was masturbating!”
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