Archive for March, 2008

Use My Daughter - Time To Pay The Rent

March 28th, 2008 Comments(0)

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I didn’t even know I was two weeks late on the rent when the property manager came banging on the door. I was sexy pissed that someone would wake me up that early, but the dude is usually nifty so I knew I had crammed something up. Yeah, it turns out I spent the rent money on beer and strippers. I’m kinda pissed because that was a lot of beer and it’s all gone now. He’s kind of pissed and threatens to kick me and my daughter out. Well, normally I would threaten to kick his ass if he tried that, but I had another idea. I asked him what if I let him fuck my daughter, how much rent would that cover. He thinks, I’m joking but I’m sexy serious.

Well, I’ve caught him checking out Janessa more than a few times. And once he figures out that I’m for real, we work out a deal. It was only for a weeks rent, but if I could get my daughter to penetrate him every week I wouldn’t have to worry about rent anymore. Plus, I mean she gives blowjobs that are worth at least week of rent alone. And she’s got a tight teen twat which should be worth another week. What the fuck, maybe I got ripped off.

Anyways, it don’t matter I got my rent covered for now at least. You could help out a little and join Use My Daughter. You’d get to see all my daughter’s hardcore videos and pictures and I get some beer, I mean rent money.


    A Joke Of The Day:
    A pianist was hired to play background music for a movie. When it was completed he asked when and where he could see the picture. The producer sheepishly confessed that it was actually a porno film and it was due out in a month.
    A month later, the musician went to a porno theatre to see it. With his collar up and dark glasses on, he took a seat in the back row, next to a couple who also seemed to be in disguise.
    The movie was even raunchier than he had feared, featuring group sex, S/M and even a dog.
    After a while, the embarrassed pianist turned to the couple and said, "I'm only here to listen to the music."
    "Yeah?" replied the man. "We're only here to see our dog."

Hawt Eurobabes Fuck Their Way Through Sex Maze at Drunk Orgy Party!

March 28th, 2008 Comments(0)

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This massive group of hawt as fuck, sex-crazed labyrinth trekkers continue to crotch bash off the deep end at this a-MAZE-ing fuckfest! Chick after honey including Dunia Montenegro, Victoria Rose, Sarah Twain, Natalli Diangelo, Ellen Peterson, Kia Winston, Defrancesca Gallardo, Christina Lee, Gia, Pepper, and Kitty Salieryare yanking up their sexy silk and satin dresses to let their sexy pussies loose, and the hunks at this drunk sex party are having no problem tapping those holes like madmen. There is absolutely not a square inch of this sex orgy club that’s not covered with heaving, drunken bodies sucking, fucking, and having the time of their lives–Drunk Sex Orgy style!


    A Joke Of The Day:
    One day there were four nuns in line for confessional.
    The first nun said, "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned."
    He asked how.
    She said "I saw a man's private part." This guy told her to wash her eyes with holy water.
    The second nun comes in and says, "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned."
    He asked how.
    "I touched a man's private parts." He told her to wash her hands in holy water.
    Then this guy heard the third and fourth nun fighting. He asked why they were fighting.
    The fourth nun told , "I'm not going to wash my mouth in the holy water if she's going to sit in it."

Ashley the girl

March 27th, 2008 Comments(0)

In this stunning webcam gallery, Ashley is dressed up an a full gal outfit and wow does she look stunning. Don’t miss out on the last picture where she drops her panties and shows off her fully hairless lower half :)


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    A Joke Of The Day:
    The chicken and the egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed.
    The egg mutters "Well I guess that answers that riddle".

Sweet Krissy landing strip

March 27th, 2008 Comments(0)

Krissy has the consummate little landing strip in this photoset. She starts off in this cute pink top which shows off her ample cleavage, but her top and panties come off real quick revealing her cute landing strip and her piercing!


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    A Joke Of The Day:
    A family are driving in their car on holidays. A frog crosses the road and the husband, who is driving, is able to stop the car. He gets out and takes the frog and carries him to the side of the road.
    The frog is grateful, thanks the man and tells him that he will grant him a wish.
    The fella says, "Please make my dog win the next dog race."
    The frog asks to look at the dog, which limps out of the car. The frog notices that the dog only has three legs, it very obese, and can barely move at all so he tells the boy-friend that he thinks it is almost impossible to fulfil his wish and asks that the fella will tell him another wish.
    The man says, "Well, then please make my wife win the next beauty contest in the area. The frog asks him to tell his wife to get out of the car.
    Wife comes out of the car and approaches the frog.
    The frog turns to the man and says, "Could I please have another look at the dog?"

Kaydin just hairless

March 27th, 2008 Comments(0)

Kaydin is looking super cute in her latest set. Watch as she takes of her pink top, and panties and shows off her freshly shaven little twat for the camera!


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    A Joke Of The Day:
    A 60 year old hottie came home one day and heard strange noises in her bedroom. This babe opened the door and found her 40 year old daughter playing with a vibrator.
    "What are you doing?" asked the mother.
    "Mom, I'm 40 years old and look at me. I'm ugly. I'll never get married, so this is nice-looking much my husband." The mother walked out of the room, shaking her head.
    The next day, the father came home and heard noises in the bedroom and upon entering the room, found his daughter using the vibrator.
    "What the hell are you doing?" he asked.
    His daughter replied, "I already told Mom. I'm 40 years old now and ugly. I will never get married, so this is as close as I'll ever get to a husband." The father walked out of the room shaking his head.
    The next day, the mother came home to find her husband with a beer in one hand and the vibrator in the other, watching a football game on TV.
    "What on earth are you doing?" she cried.
    The husband replied, "What does it look like I'm going? I'm having a beer and watching football with my son-in-law!"

Mariah Spice: Official Blog 2008-03-26 20:23:26

March 26th, 2008 Comments(0)

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Chocolate is always so beautiful especially when you have on black lingerie and stockings to match! I am just waiting in bed for you to come join me but I thought I would go ahead and get started by stripping off the layers of lace I had one. First to come off was the top and bottoms and soon I was just wearing my dark thong and was totally braless. My natural D-cup bazookas were all for you to see. Click here to see more. 


    A Joke Of The Day:
    The chicken and the egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed.
    The egg mutters "Well I guess that answers that riddle".

Cum Loving Teeny

March 25th, 2008 Comments(0)

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Check out this curvy cutie pie, named Beth. As you can see, this nubile is a definitely cream slut. This hottie pie loves getting her love tunnel pounded, then filled up with semen. Check out these pics of her in action with some stud she just met. This kitten doesn’t care if he’s almost a complete stranger, this girl just wants his beefy sausage deep inside of her, and his charming cum filling up her cunt a few minutes later. Well, that’s exactly what this chick gets here.

Beth had a little surprise for her new lover when they got back to her bedroom. Beth wasn’t wearing any panties under her skirt and her fellow toy was quick to take advantage of this. It’s not long before he was fucking her raw, without a rubber. He pounded her tight teeny honey pot until he couldn’t hold back any longer and he shot his load of charming cock juice deep into the dirty sausage juice whore. She loved every second of it, especially when it started to drip out of her cookie.

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    A Joke Of The Day:
    Once there was a sperm named Bob. When all the other sperm were just swimming around, Bob was doing sprints and lifting weights all the other sperms asked him one day, "Why don't you just swim around like us?"
    Bob replied, with a smirk, "well, when the time comes, I'm gonna be the first one there".
    The others told him it was just destiny, but he said it wasn't. So, the day finally came when they were called upon. They were swimming along when Bob pulled ahead of the rest. Suddenly he stopped and turned around and headed back.
    The others asked him why he turned around and he said, "back up boys it's a BLOW JOB!"

First ever double penetration scene

March 25th, 2008 Comments(0)

Presenting Sierra’s brand new look and her first ever double penetration scene… we’re back with this big-boobed wild kitten, getting ready to receive a double treatment!


    A Joke Of The Day:
    Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asks the second.
    "I froze to death," says the second.
    "That's awful," says the first man. "How does it feel to freeze to death?"
    "It's very uncomfortable at first", says the second man. "You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How about you, how did you die?"
    "I had a heart attack," says the first man. "You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found her alone, knitting. I ran down to the basement, but no one was hiding there, either. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died." The second man shakes his head. "That's so ironic," he says.
    "What do you mean?" asks the first man.
    "If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive."

Ashley’s Candy Easter Surprise

March 25th, 2008 Comments(0)

Ashley dressed up as a nasty easter bunny! Check out all of her candy as she gets nude on livecam just for you!


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    A Joke Of The Day:
    A teenager comes home from school and asks her mother "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put their rods?"
    "Yes, dear" replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't got to explain it to her daughter.
    "But then when I have a baby," responded the teenager "won't it knock my teeth out?"

Boning a babe in boots

March 24th, 2008 Comments(0)



Alena's one cheeky blonde babe who thinks she can handle any fucking this honey gets. This time though she's about to find out what a rough and bawdy fucking is really like and by the time he's finished she is going to be wishing she stayed at home and watched a video. Set back and enjoy the sight of a hawt hottie getting one very naughty fucking.

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    A Joke Of The Day:
    A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms.
    He replies, "Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?"
    She responds, "No, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?

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