Archive for November, 2007

Something wrong with the water pipes

November 30th, 2007 Comments(0)

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Elfie needs urgent assistance, since there’s something wrong with the water pipes in her mother’s house. But when the old workman arrives, he fixes the problem - and starts to work on Elfie’s young teen pussy!

    A Joke Of The Day:
    A couple went on vacation to a resort up north. The husband liked to fish, and the wife liked to read. One morning the husband came back from fishing after getting up really early that morning and took a nap. While he slept, the wife decided to take the boat out.
    She was not familiar with the lake, so she rowed out and anchored the boat, and started reading her book. Along comes the Game Warden in his boat, pulls up alongside the woman’s boat and asks her what she’s doing?
    She says, “Reading my book.” The Game Warden tells her she is in a restricted fishing area and she explains that she’s not fishing. To which he replied, “But you’ve all this equipment. I will have to take you in and write you up!”
    Angry that the warden was being so unreasonable, the lady says the warden, “If you do that, I will charge you with rape.”
    The warden, shocked by her statement, replied, “But I didn’t even touch you.”
    To which the lady replied, “Yeah, but you have all the equipment!”

Kara in bed wearing white clothes

November 27th, 2007 Comments(0)

Kara poses on her bed in white clothes as she shows off her curvy legal age teenager body in these pictures exclusive to karashandfull - part of karensbitches!

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    A Joke Of The Day:
    A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counsellor. The counsellor asks the wife what is the problem.
    She responds ” My husband suffers from premature ejaculation.”
    The counsellor turns to her husband and inquires “Is that true?”
    The husband replies “Well not exactly, it is her that suffers not me.”

Tomboyish

November 27th, 2007 Comments(0)

Sometimes I just do not feel like dressing up like a kitten. So some short jeans and a cap might do the trick. Since my chest is tempting its sexy time to grow, I might keep my head low and mingle with the boys without ‘em noticing. Maybe this way I can get a admirable juicy gossip. Mischief is fun!

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    A Joke Of The Day:
    Once there was a ball cream named Bob. When all the other grime were just swimming around, Bob was doing sprints and lifting weights all the other sperms asked him one day, “Why don’t you just swim around like us?”
    Bob replied, with a smirk, “well, when the time comes, I am need to be the first one there”.
    The others told him it was just destiny, but he said it wasn’t. So, the day finally came when they were called upon. They were swimming along when Bob pulled ahead of the rest. Suddenly he stopped and turned around and headed back.
    The others asked him why he turned around and he said, “back up boys it’s a BLOW JOB!”

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November 26th, 2007 Comments(0)

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    A Joke Of The Day:
    A husband, one bright sunny morning, turns to his lovely wife, “Wife, we’re going fishing this weekend, you, me and the dog.”
    The wife grimaces, “But I don’t like fishing!”
    “Look! We’re going fishing and that is final.”
    “Do I gonna go fishing with you… I really do not want to go!”
    “Right I’ll give you three choices… 1 You come fishing with me and the dog… 2 You give me a BLOW JOB…. 3 or you take it up the butt!”
    The wife grimaces again, “But I don’t want to do any of these things!”
    “Wife I’ve given you three options.. You’ll Have to do one of ‘em! I am gonna the garage to sort out my fishing tackle, when I come back I expect you to have made up your mind!”
    The wife sits and thinks about it.
    Twenty minutes later her husband comes back, “Well! What have you decided? FISHING with me and the dog, BLOW JOB, or booty?”
    The wife complains some more and finally makes up her mind, “O.K. I’ll give you a blow job!”
    “Great!” He says and drops his pants. The wife is on her knees doing the business. Suddenly she stops, looks up at her Husband, “Oh! It tastes absolutely disgusting… It tastes all shitty!”
    “Yes!” says her husband “The dog didn’t want to go fishing either.”

Like wearing nothing at all

November 26th, 2007 Comments(0)

If there is one thing I definitely love about the fashion industry is that I get to try new porn stars for clothes that aren’t out in the market. Being the first and having the opportunity to suprise my boyfriends is always a good perk. Take those diminutive panties, for example. I bet you hardly notice they are on.

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    A Joke Of The Day:
    Two 90 year olds had been dating for a while, when the man says the woman, “Well, tonight’s the night we have sex!”
    And so they did.
    As they are lying in bed afterward, the guy thinks to himself, “My God, if I knew she was a virgin, I would have been much more gentle with her!”
    And the woman was thinking to herself, “My God, if I knew the old geezer could actually get it up, I would have taken off my panty hose!”

After the clothes come off..

November 24th, 2007 Comments(0)

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Sometimes I like to dress in baggy clothes when I try not to get attention of my sexy body underneath. Plus its more of a surprise when a stud starts to peel the clothing off of me and reveals that I have vast perky nippers and a gross firm round booty that lives up to its reputation. I know you like it when all I’m down to is just my tiny panties and just waiting for you to have your way with me. Check this link to see more.

    A Joke Of The Day:
    A man is outside in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with his son. Every time the kite gets up in the air, it comes crashing down. After this goes on for a while, his wife sticks her head out the front door and yells, “You need more tail.”
    The beau turns to his son and told, “Son, I never will understand hotties. I just told her an hour ago I needed more tail, and she says me to go fly a kite!”

Diana is in the fast lane!

November 23rd, 2007 Comments(0)

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Diana is a favorite in the world of Pacino, plus who can resist that cute teeny body and attractive smile. She always had a thing for race car drivers so she showed her spirit by dressing up as a marvelous checker girl. This outfit made her body look even better then it’s and her perky boobs were busting out of the top. Plus these legs seemed to go on forever in these tight stockings. But the outfit did not stay on for long. She was soon stripping it off and showing off her hard black nipples and consummate shaved pussy. Go this link for more.

    A Joke Of The Day:
    A family are driving in their car on holidays. A frog crosses the road and the husband, who is driving, is able to stop the car. He gets out and takes the frog and carries him to the side of the road.
    The frog is grateful, thanks the man and tells him that he will grant him a wish.
    The man says, “Please make my dog win the next dog race.”
    The frog asks to look at the dog, which limps out of the car. The frog notices that the dog only has three legs, it very bulky, and can barely move at all so he tells the man that he thinks it is almost impossible to fulfil his wish and asks that the guy will tell him another wish.
    The guy told, “Well, then please make my wife win the next girl contest in the area. The frog asks him to tell his wife to get out of the car.
    Wife comes out of the car and approaches the frog.
    The frog turns to the guy and told, “Could I please have another look at the dog?”

Jenna shows off her enchanting legs in fishnet nylons

November 22nd, 2007 Comments(0)

Jenna looks phenomenal in these outdoor photos showing off her long legs and fond butt in raunchy fishnet stockings!

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    A Joke Of The Day:
    This woman is driving into a miniature city and slams on the brakes as a coyote runs across the road in front of her. Just as she regains her wits and gets ready to proceed, a cowboy runs right in front of her and catches the coyote by the hind legs and begins screwing it.
    “Oh my God!” she exclaims and drives into town to find the local law. She sees the local sheriff’s car parked in front of the country bar.
    “It figures,” she told as she storms inside.
    The first thing she notices is an old, granddad with a long white beard sitting in the corner jacking-off. She runs up to the sheriff who’s sitting at the bar with his swallow.
    “What kind of sick city are you running here? I drive into country and almost run over some cowboy sodomizing an animal…. and then …I come in here …and see this grandpa in the corner jacking-off right in public!”
    “Well, ma’am,” the sheriff slowly replies, “you do not expect him to catch a coyote at his age, do ya?”

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November 22nd, 2007 Comments(0)

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    A Joke Of The Day:
    One morning while making breakfast, a guy walks up to his wife and pinches her on her butt and told, “You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle.”
    While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence.
    The next morning the fellow woke his wife with a pinch on the breast and said, “You know if you firmed those up we could get rid of your brassiere.”
    This was beyond a silence response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the penis. With a death grip in place she said, “You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your brother.

Getting a Soaked crack Full of Cum In The Tub

November 20th, 2007 Comments(0)

The bathroom is always the best place for a beautiful teeny sweetheart like this one to get a slick crack filled with spunk. So her and her lover get in the tub and start to have a fun each other nude. This cutie wraps her lips around his thick shaft, sucking until it pulsates inside her mouth, and then lets him slide deep inside of her delicate coed slit. This chick gets such a pounding and can not stop cumming all over his weenie before this girl milks his dong and becomes another CreamInTeen.com member by having her hole filled with his sexy cum.
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    A Joke Of The Day:
    One day there were four nuns in line for confessional.
    The first nun said, "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned."
    He asked how.
    She said "I saw a man's private part." This guy told her to wash her eyes with holy water.
    The second nun comes in and says, "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned."
    He asked how.
    "I touched a man's private parts." He told her to wash her hands in holy water.
    Then this guy heard the third and fourth nun fighting. He asked why they were fighting.
    The fourth nun told , "I'm not going to wash my mouth in the holy water if she's going to sit in it."

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