Archive for September, 2007

Punk Coed Vivian

September 05th, 2007 Comments(0)

Vivian Cali TeenHere’s a gorgeous punk nubile that likes getting naked. She does get emo from time to time but… what can you do? Check out the latest Cali Teens update!

    A Joke Of The Day:
    Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it is missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be.
    Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He drives his new bike to her house, where she is outside waiting for him.
    “No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don’t say a word.” She tells him, “Our family had a fight a while ago about doing dishes. We haven’t done any since, but the first person to speak at dinner has to do ‘em.”
    Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it. Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is saying a word. So Steve decides to have a little fun. He grabs his girlfriend, throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of her parents.
    His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one told a word. A few minutes later he grabs her grandma, throws her on the table and does a repeat performance. This time his girlfriend is furious, her dad is boiling, and her mother is a little happier.
    But still there is complete silence at the table. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Steve remembers his motorcycle. He jumps up and grabs his jar of vaseline.
    Upon witnessing this, his girl-friend’s father backs away from the table and screams, “OKAY, ENOUGH ALREADY, I’LL DO THE FUCKING DISHES”

Shy and Quiet Roxie

September 01st, 2007 Comments(0)

Roxie Cali TeensWe’ve done yet another episode update at Cali Teen beauties! Roxie is a shy and quiet college student and here she is getting nude. Hopefully with some convincing we can get her to do some hardcore soon. :D

    A Joke Of The Day:
    Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a sentimental winter vacation. When they get there, the mate goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he told, “Honey, my arms are freezing!”
    She told, “Well, put ‘em here between my thighs and that will warm ‘em up.”
    After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and told again, “Man! my hands are really freezing!”
    She says again, “Well, place ‘em here between my thighs and warm ‘em up.” He does, and again that warms him up.
    After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop some wood to get ‘em through the night. When he returns, he says again, “Honey, my hands are really, really freezing!”
    She looks at him and told, “For crying out loud, don’t your ears ever get cold?”

Tracy giving us an up close and personal view of her sweet ass and tender crotch.

September 01st, 2007 Comments(0)

In this preview you can see Tracy massaging herself down with oil, getting ready to catch some sun on her already tanned body. This is one nice-looking kitten! She has adorable perfectly small knockers with perky nipples and a virtually defectless rear to match. She hiked her leg up on the side of the boardwalk so she could fondle oil all over her long glamorous legs and we get a really pretty shot of her thong bikini camel-toe in the scarcely there bikini she has on.

Once she gets her legs all oiled up, she moves on to her bum. I made assured to zoom in for the shots of Tracy slowly massaging oil on her cute backside. Her skin is perfectly tanned and slick which only makes her bum that much more finer to look at. It bounces up and down a little every time her hand works its way up from the rear to the top.

I loved it when she bent over a little to apply the oil on hard to reach spots because it gave me such a stupendous shot of her thong bikini, legs, fanny and love tunnel. You would love to have those legs wrapped around you! I could have spent all day just watching and taking pics of Tracy massaging her hands all over her beautiful rear but I wanted to get a little more privacy so she could show us a little more. Click here to notice it all!


    A Joke Of The Day:
    A man and his wife are returning from holiday, while on holiday they decided to buy themselves some pets, he bought a snake while the woman got a skunk.
    As they are passing through airport control they notice a sign which says
    "NO ANIMALS WILL BE ALLOWED THROUGH QUARANTINE"
    Slightly distressed the woman turns to her husband and asks what they should do. After thinking hard for 5 minutes the man come up with a plan
    "what I'll do is tie the snake around my waist and try to pretend that it's a snake skin belt"
    "Yes" the woman replies "but what about the skunk?"
    "I don't know, you'll just have to hide it up your skirt"
    "but what about the smell?" the woman asks.
    To which the man replies "Look, if it dies it dies!"

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