Archive for September, 2007

Taking petite blonde posing

September 27th, 2007 Comments(0)

Kathy Ash fonds to pose, but does Karen make her go too far when she asks this shy gal to go topless in the pics at Karensbitches?

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Kathy Ash dared to go topless..

Summer: Hot blonde bikini bombshell lets it all hang out on the beach.

September 26th, 2007 Comments(0)

Summer had one of the smoothest bald cameltoes you ever laid your eyes on. It looked like it had never been touched except for the tiny thong string that rode ever so deeply in-between her puffy meat flaps. When she pulled her bikini top off and naked those perfect impervious and supple small bazookas I essentially lost it. They were beyond culminating. She was beyond accomplished. She was the kind of cutie pie you could take home to mom and still be dazzling as hell no matter what she was wearing.

The skimpy micro thong bikini surely helped out the situation though. I love getting these nice-looking kittens to pose in these little thongs. They sort of freak out a little at first and can’t believe how small they are. It’s sort of funny, they all try the tops on first and see how the little triangle scantly covers their areolas. On some of the chicks with larger bazookas it slightly does that.

Eventually they try on the bottoms and say wow these are small. (As the small triangle of crotch material sinks deep in-between their coochie lips forming one of my signature extreme thong cameltoes.) Rest sure we try to find models with nice engorged outer meat flaps to accentuate the camel toe process to it’s fullest potential. We are in the business of exposing the finest in professional extreme cameltoes. Click here for instant access.


    A Joke Of The Day:
    It seems that a young couple had just got married and spent their first wedding night with the young man's parents. In the morning, his mother got up and prepared a lovely breakfast including freshly cut flowers from her garden and gourmet food. She went to the bottom the stairs and called everyone to come down to breakfast. Everyone came down, except the newly-weds. After a long wait, the family ate without them.
    The mother said, "I wonder why they never came down to eat?"
    The groom's young brother said, "Mommy, I think..."
    "Oh, shut up. I don't want to hear what you think!" said the mother, not wanting to hear any inappropriate comments from the eight-year-old.
    At lunch time, the mother again prepared a wonderful spread and again called the young couple to eat. Five minutes went by and she called again. After another long wait, the family proceeded to eat.
    As she was cleaning the table, mother once again said, "I wonder why they never came down to eat? Once again, the younger brother started to speak, but mother immediately shut him up.
    At dinner the same thing happened. After the meal, mother once again questioned why they had not come down to eat all day.
    The young lad once again said, "Mommy I think..."
    "Well, what is it that you think?" asked the mother rather testily.
    "I think that when my big brother came down to get the Vaseline last night, he got my model airplane glue instead!"

Kara shows off the shape of her noogies in this tight dress

September 22nd, 2007 Comments(0)

Kara poses in a slinky costume which clings to her valuable nubile body showing off her every curve - even her gross pantoons and round booty, such a nice combination!

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Karas Handful!

    A Joke Of The Day:
    A woman calls her husband into the bedroom. “Now Mike, I want you to take off my blouse!”
    “Good..”
    “Now I also want you to take off my Brassiere.”
    “Good…”
    “Now can you take off my panties.”
    “Very Precious! Now, do not let me catch you wearing them again!”

Aubergine: Bald sweet cameltoe thong girl.

September 21st, 2007 Comments(0)

Aubergine gets nasty on the beach wearing her tiny little white micro thong bikini. I was sort of leery of taking her out in public wearing this one. Her love bud was really beefy and the material sparsely covered her outer meat flaps. Only a few people noticed though as we made our way down to the more secluded private part of the beach.

I had to have her bend over and pull her thong deep up inside her twat so I could get you dudes some extreme camel toe footage. Her love bud lips were so massive and soaked I could scarcely stand it. I just wanted to boar hog my face up in her love tunnel she made me so fuck starved . She knew it too! She was getting a little horny herself.

As soon as I noticed this I shortly positioned her into some more undraping picture. I had her bend way over and spread her fanny cheeks real wide so we could get a choice see of her ass crinckles and her buttspokes. Her thong string was so schooled and tight as it stretched itself over her dazzling little bunghole. Click here to download the full length video today!


    A Joke Of The Day:
    A man and his wife are returning from holiday, while on holiday they decided to buy themselves some pets, he bought a snake while the woman got a skunk.
    As they are passing through airport control they notice a sign which says
    "NO ANIMALS WILL BE ALLOWED THROUGH QUARANTINE"
    Slightly distressed the woman turns to her husband and asks what they should do. After thinking hard for 5 minutes the man come up with a plan
    "what I'll do is tie the snake around my waist and try to pretend that it's a snake skin belt"
    "Yes" the woman replies "but what about the skunk?"
    "I don't know, you'll just have to hide it up your skirt"
    "but what about the smell?" the woman asks.
    To which the man replies "Look, if it dies it dies!"

Jenna outdoors in a white sheer thong

September 17th, 2007 Comments(0)

Jenna is taken for a walk by her best pal Karen, who tells her to strip while she takes pics of her in a forest! Exciting :)

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Teen booty tender thong

    A Joke Of The Day:
    One day, back in the olden days, a cowboy was crossing the desert to do some trading and came upon an Indian. The Indian was laying on his back and had an erection that stuck straight up in the air.
    The cowboy asked the Indian what he was doing.
    The Indian replied, “Me tell-um time.” This made sense to the cowboy, he was using his knob as a sundial.
    A few days later, after completing his trading, the cowboy came across the same Indian. Now the Indian was laying on his back vigorously masturbating.
    The cowboy asked what he was doing this time.
    The Indian said, “Me wind-um watch.”

Stefany: Natural D Cup extreme thong model exposes her roast beef pussy lips.

September 15th, 2007 Comments(0)

Here is Stefany again modeling the 2 piece peek a boo micro thong bikini. Her full d-cup mammaries are all natural as you can feasibly tell. She was a beautiful kitten and I have been told that her thong bikini photos are some of the most erotic on the net.

The peek a boo thong is one of my most favorites because it basically gives the appearance that you are wearing a bikini but in reality there is not much too it. Tatas are undressed with the exception of just a few strings. That really makes this thong a very erotic swimsuit.

The rump part of the peek a boo thong does not cover much either. This is a 3 string peek a boo which has 1 string that goes along each side of her stimulating snapper and the middle string goes right up the middle. This is the defectless suit for accentuating a kittens vulva to its fullest potential. The only drawback is you get so horny looking at it you just choose to get down there and fondle your face all over that stupendous thong crotch. Click here for some more complimentary thong pictures.


    A Joke Of The Day:
    A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money.
    The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.
    The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.
    The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.
    The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money, and then he married the one with the largest breasts.

Autumn Luvs Sausage

September 13th, 2007 Comments(0)

Autumn Luvs to SuckAutumn really likes dick!? Another grandiose penis in her mouth! Autumn wanted to have more palm and throat job at Cali Coeds and she took it to the extreme. She looks like a man that’s in control but that simply isn’t true. In fact, Autumn does everything and everything she can think of in this scene!

    A Joke Of The Day:
    A fellow goes into his son’s room to wish him goodnight. His son is having a nightmare - the man wakes him and asks his son if he’s OK? The son replies he is scared because he dreamt that Auntie Susie had died. The father assures the son that Auntie Susie is wonderful and sends him to bed.
    The next day, Auntie Susie dies.
    One week later, the man again goes into his son’s room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the fellow again wakes his son. The son this time told that he had dreamt that granddaddy had died. The father assures the son that granddaddy is admirable and sends him to bed.
    The next day, granddaddy dies.
    One week later, the man again goes into his son’s room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the fellow again wakes his son. The son now told that he had dreamt that daddy had died. The father assures the son that he’s OK and sends the boy to bed.
    The fellow goes to bed but cannot sleep because he’s so terrified.
    The next day, the guy is scared for his life- he is for sure is gonna die. After dressing he drives very cautiously to work fearful of a collision. He doesn’t eat lunch because he is scared of food poisoning. He avoids everyone for he is yep he will somehow be killed. He jumps at every noise, begins at every movement and hides under his desk.
    Upon walking in his front door at the end of the day, he finds his wife. “Good God, Dear,” he proclaims, “I’ve just had the worst day of my entire life!”
    She responds, “You think your day was bad, the milkman dropped dead on the doorstep this morning.”

Latina Lovely Team-fucked for Creampie

September 13th, 2007 Comments(0)

This gorgeous Hispanic teeny loves feeling a hot jizz load fill up her soaked crack after a good, hard fuck session. So this cutie pie begs her boyfriend to supply the sperm, as long as this chick could milk it out of his sausage! CreamInTeen.com brings you the best in teeny sluts filled with jizz, and this angel is taking a cookie pounding, clenching her love tunnel around her boyfriend's meat pole until he jizzes inside her kitten pie pot. Look at that sausage juice ooze out of her honey pot hole!

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    A Joke Of The Day:
    Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asks the second.
    "I froze to death," says the second.
    "That's awful," says the first man. "How does it feel to freeze to death?"
    "It's very uncomfortable at first", says the second man. "You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How about you, how did you die?"
    "I had a heart attack," says the first man. "You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found her alone, knitting. I ran down to the basement, but no one was hiding there, either. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died." The second man shakes his head. "That's so ironic," he says.
    "What do you mean?" asks the first man.
    "If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive."

Jades chunky legal age teenager butt in bikini bottoms

September 11th, 2007 Comments(0)

Bikini legal age teenager jade poses showing off her luv coed booty as she poses for her friend Karen. How much will she dare show when the whole world can see?

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Jade in a bikini

    A Joke Of The Day:
    A fellow and his wife are doing yard work. Husband says to wife, “Your booty is as massive as the grill.” She ignores the remark.
    A little later the husband takes his measuring tape and goes over to his wife while she’s bending over working in a flower bed. He measures her rear end and gasps, “Geez, it is as spacious as the grill!”
    Later that night while in bed her husband starts to feel frisky. She calmly responds, “If you think I’m have to fire up the grill for one little wiener, you are mistaken.”

Erika: Pulls down her yellow thong exposing it all.

September 09th, 2007 Comments(0)

Erika was a smoking pretty black sweetie that loved to wear the thong! She could stop traffic with her stupendous brown body and very beautiful eyes. I started her off in a yellow micro thong and snapped a bunch of pics of her doing her thong dance on the beach. Something about her made you accept to just fall under her spell as she glances and gazes at you when looking over her shoulder back at you with her rump all hiked up in the air. The way she spread her fanny cheeks while wearing a thong would drive you nuts.

For her second thong I picked a sky blue mesh micro thong that was partially admire through. You could really encompass her chocolate brown nipples through the thin opaque material very amply. Did I mention that her nipples were also pierced? Sorry I forgot to tell you that. Yes it’s true.

Finally for the grand finale I told Erika to put on this ebony one piece slingshot peek a boo thong. This thong looked glamorous as hell on her. She pulled it off perfectly. This thong was made entirely out of straps. There was no material at all. Not even where her crotch is. It just had 2 straps that went on either side revealing that snapper wide open! She was beautiful stuff! Please check it out here.


    A Joke Of The Day:
    A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money.
    The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.
    The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.
    The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.
    The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money, and then he married the one with the largest breasts.

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