Archive for March, 2007

Nice-looking Hot Amber

March 29th, 2007 Comments(0)

Pretty Amber loves to smoke the pole and score and she wants you to be next!  She likes to have her miniature milk cans played with.  Come inside and help her out!

    A Joke Of The Day:
    One day, back in the olden days, a cowboy was crossing the desert to do some trading and came upon an Indian. The Indian was laying on his back and had an erection that stuck straight up in the air.
    The cowboy asked the Indian what he was doing.
    The Indian replied, “Me tell-um time.” This made sense to the cowboy, he was using his weenie as a sundial.
    A few days later, after completing his trading, the cowboy came across the same Indian. Now the Indian was laying on his back vigorously masturbating.
    The cowboy asked what he was doing now.
    The Indian said, “Me wind-um watch.”

Tiffany

March 26th, 2007 Comments(0)

    A Joke Of The Day:
    A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her husband’s best buddy. They had sex for hours, and afterwards, while they’re just laying there, the phone rings.
    Since it’s the woman’s house, she picks up the receiver. Her lover looks over at her and listens, only hearing her side of the conversation… She is speaking in a cheery voice) “Hello? Oh, hello. I am so glad that you called. Really? That is worthwhile. I am so happy for you. That sounds terrific. Great! Thanks. Okay. Bye.”
    She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks, “Who was that?”
    “Oh” she replies, “that was my husband telling me all about the priceless time he’s having on his fishing trip with you.”

Noelle

March 23rd, 2007 Comments(0)

    A Joke Of The Day:
    A fellow is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie. The genie says “Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will grant you three wishes.”
    The man told “Great. I always dreamed of this and I know exactly what I want. First, I want 1 Billion dollars in a Swiss bank account.”
    Phoof! There is a flash of light and a piece of paper with account numbers appears in his palm. He continues, “Next, I want a brand new red Ferrari right here.”
    Phoof! There is a flash of light and abright red brand-new Ferrari appears right next to him. He continues, “Finally, I wanna be irresistible to girls.”
    Phoof! There is a flash of light and he turns into a box of chocolates.

Patty

March 21st, 2007 Comments(0)

More Mia

March 18th, 2007 Comments(0)

Mia has the body of a Venus - the kind that makes your bonk device stand on end just looking at her. She knows admirable and well how cute her petite young skin sacks are, and she takes every opportunity to show ‘em off.

“I know there are beaus who like gross floppy tits, but these fellas are just missing out!” says Mia. You’ll get no argument from us!

    A Joke Of The Day:
    A woman answers the door to a market researcher. “Good morning madam, I am doing some research for Vaseline. Do you use it at all in your household?”
    “Oh yes, all the time. It’s very precious for cuts, grazes and burns.”
    “Do you use it for everything else?”
    “Like what?”
    “Ahem.. err.. well.. during.. ahem.. sex.”
    “Oh, of course. Yes, I smear it on the bedroom doorknob to keep my husband out!”

Stephania: Amazing big breasts and scrumptious ass!

March 18th, 2007 Comments(0)

Stephania is one of my best thong kittens and she has modeled all sorts of different kinds of risque micro thongs for me. She has done the thong, micro thong, mini micro thong, slingshot peek a boo one piece thong, thong bikini peek a boo thong and a few more that I can’t remember the bikini style of right now.

Stephania was also one vivid cutie pie. She had a real exquisite noggin on her shoulders too. She also loved to kitten the thong in front of other people! I think she got a massive kick out of it because she loved the attention she received from all the bystanders that would be checking out her fine bikini rear and drooling down their chins.

She actually liked to try and get me all worked up and play mind games with me during the rendezvous. She would say and do stuff like: “Hey how does my ass look when I do this?” Then she would spread her legs and bend over, arch her back and stick her crotch area out as far as she could about 12 inches from my face! I practically fainted! Her ass was so close to my face I could just about taste it! Preview more thong chicks here.


    A Joke Of The Day:
    A travelling salesman was about to check in at a hotel when he noticed a very charming bit of femininity giving him the eye. In a causal manner he walked over and spoke to her as though he had known her all his life. Both walked back to the desk and registered as Mr. and Mrs.
    After a three-day stay he walked up to the desk and informed the clerk that he was checking out. The clerk presented him with his bill for $1600.
    "There is a mistake here," he protested. "I have been here only three days."
    "Yes," replied the clerk, "But your wife has been here a month."

Javit

March 17th, 2007 Comments(0)

    A Joke Of The Day:
    A general store owner hires a young female clerk with a penchant for very short skirts. One day a young fellow enters the store, glances at the clerk, and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. “I`d like some raisin bread, please,” the fellow told politely.
    The clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, located on the very top shelf. The fellow, standing almost directly beneath her, is provided with an excellent view.
    As the clerk retrieves the bread, a tiny group of male customers gather around the young fellow, looking in the same direction.
    Pretty soon each person is asking for raisin bread, just to see the clerk climb up and down. After a few trips the clerk is tired and irritated. She stops and fumes at the top of the ladder, glaring at the fellows standing below.
    She notices an elderly guy standing amongst the throng. “Is yours raisin too?” the clerk yells testily.
    “No,” croaks the feeble grandad…. “But it is startin’ to twitch.”

Justine

March 16th, 2007 Comments(0)

    A Joke Of The Day:
    An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound-up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered,
    “Honey, this man hasn’t seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it!”
    “Dear,” the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, “I’m so relieved you feel that way, because he just says me he thinks you have a fine, tender butt!”

Stefany: Grooving on the beach with her meaty pussy lips and big naturals hanging out of her thong.

March 14th, 2007 Comments(0)

Stefany was another one of those chicks that had a very special body that looked stupendous in a micro thong bikini. I took a lot of images of her in some of the most xrated micro thongs available. Her body was rocking like no other. Everything about her was cute! Hot face, choice massive natural d-cup knockers that hung perfectly. Perfecto bubble ass that showed off a thong to it’s full potential. And to top it off she had a set of coochie lips that were unbelievable!

Where’s the beef? She was precisely sporting the roast beef! I love it when my bikini beauties have perfecto roast beef honey pot lips. Stefany’s was glamorous as hell. I had her pose in several different thongs and each one her lips were hanging out the sides. They were very very erotic, mainly when she would bend over and arch her back to stick that butt out bum far as it would go. It was a site to notice and will be burned into your brain forever!

Her bazookas were luscious. Nothing better that a set of real natural d-cups. No fake bumpers on this thong sweetie! I was surprised that she had such a faultless slender body and still had such big bazookas and fine ass. Usually honeys with real milk cans that jumbo are a little on the plump side. Stefany was accomplished! She actually put the extreme and x-rated in this site. You might want to check out some more bikini images of her so click here and check out her extreme micro thong photos !


    A Joke Of The Day:
    A teenager comes home from school and asks her mother "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put their dicks?"
    "Yes, dear" replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter.
    "But then when I have a baby," responded the teenager "won't it knock my teeth out?"

Outstanding Jennifer

March 13th, 2007 Comments(0)

Cute Jennifer has some of the most gorgeous small whoppers we have seen. Come on and watch this petite coed show you her stuff. She likes to get busy with her sex toys and she loves for you to watch!

    A Joke Of The Day:
    A teenager comes home from school and asks her mother “Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put their knobs?”
    “Yes, dear” replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn’t need to explain it to her daughter.
    “But then when I have a baby,” responded the teenager “won’t it knock my teeth out?”

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